I sometimes forget that ducks can fly

Music on the radio

Requires patience.

It's hard to smell farts when it's really cold: this is a good thing.

I was pleasantly surprised to find I was sharing my bed with the moonlight.

His smile was contagious. 

My nose smells. . . hehe.

There is nothing like the loneliness that occurs when you're among people.

I dislike the ticking of clocks, especially watches.